The members of the CBI (Corrupted Bureau of Investigation) are having a lot of problem these days. They are suffering from a strange malady, which is not found in any medical book ever written. There noses are getting elongated, strangely getting longer and longer in the outward direction. This happened after they submitted their report on the Shopian double rape and murder case. In the said report they have out rightly rejected rape and murder of the two women, Neelofar and Aasiya, and said it was a mere case of drowning.
“They had developed the symptoms soon after they submitted their report”, said a budding journalist on the condition of anonymity. “I met them after they submitted their report for an interview” he added.
A special team of doctors is being constituted to look into this queer case.
Meanwhile in a shocking development which could shake the entire medical fraternity, 6 year old Huzaif Khan, studying in an elite school has claimed he is in fully knowledge of this disease and claims to even have a cure for it.
Giving an exclusive interview to Timez of Kashmir, he said he wants to be a doctor, giving stress on this statement and pressurised us to publish this in lieu of an interview.
He then made us go through his K.G. books and pointed towards the story of a wooden boy “Pinocchio”. Seeing the pictures we could clearly notice the similarity between Pinocchio and the CBI members, both had elongated noses.
We then asked Huzaif the cure; he replied “simple, just tell them to stop telling lies”.
“Pinocchio’s nose would get elongated every time he told a lie”, he informed.
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