He moves slowly down the streets, dressed unusually
Taking with a strange accent
You think he is a terrorist
He is a Kashmiri
A Kashmiri is essential a mutant being living in a prison known as Kashmir, as a mutant he is not allowed to have basic human rights that have been guaranteed to fellow humans. Kill him, torture or just jeer at him he will not say anything because he is designed as such.
Kashmiri’s are a genus of humans (scientific name Cash-miri) found predominantly in Kashmir. Size varies from anorexic to obese. Scientist are at loss as to describe the ecological niche of Kashmiri’s (currently they are classified as parasites). All Kashmiri’s are invasive species so an eradication effort is going on at full swing. To join the eradication effort click here.
Kashmiri’s are classified into two main groups Geelanized Kashmiri’s and Abdullahized Kashmiri’s. Other groups like Mirwaized Kashmiri’s and Mufti Syedized Kashmiri’s are also found though in smaller numbers.
Geelanized Kashmiri’s think they are the truest Kashmir’s; same is with groups though none of them is true. The Geelanized Kashmiri’s secretly voted in the last assembly election showing that they suffer from split personality syndrome.
Abdullahized Kashmiri’s grow in number every time there is an election round the corner. They belong to a strange religious cult because after every election any Abdullah wins they are seen doing unusual dances outside the house of the Abdullah. They pray for autonomy to rain down from the skies.
A separate genus is the “Common Kashmiri” is found in jails and in graves.
The Kashmiri’s are narcissist and racist too, and truly believe in kaala-gora theory. Their love for other racists is immense, so nobody burn a flags of America on the streets, like other Islamic countries do.
A Kashmiri sustains only in its own environment, any Kashmiri removed from its environment cannot sustain. Further other people too get panicked when they see a Kashmiri on the streets of Delhi, Mumbai or Bangalore, police is immediately called and this parasite who wanted to give up its parasitic life ends up in a jail. In jail with free food it gets beatings for free. You see if a Kashmiri ventures out of the prison Kashmir it can only survive in a jail, it is a theory given by the policemen of Delhi, Mumbai and Bangalore. Once inside a jail he gets the top notch services offered by the policemen. They do not hesitate to serve him; Of course he is a Kashmiri and is on the verge of extinction. They do not trouble him by taking him to courts for trails and judgments. “We like Kashmiri’s”, a policeman said on condition of anonymity, “Even if Kashmiri’s become extinct in Kashmir, people can still find them in jails, we are actually turning jails into zoos for Kashmiri’s”
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