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Thursday, 1 July 2010

Eyes wide shut




Text message from a friend (of course before the service was banned)

Ek andha Kashmir police me bharti hone ke liye gaya.
Officer ne puchha
“Tumhe hum kis liye rakha?”
Andhe ne fouran jawab diya
“Andha-dhund firing ke liye sir”

Translation

A blind goes to seek employment with J&K Police
The Officer in-charge asks him
 “Why should we take you”?
The blind man promptly replied
“To fire indiscriminately (blindly) (on the people)”


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